Two brand-new articles of mine were just released in the latest issue of FLURT! Check them out here.
On a waning moon Leave a red candle on your bedside table and light it upon waking to encourage strength Drip the crimson wax slow over your wrists like you are drizzling lemon curd over a cake. * Sip oolong tea in the dimness of your kitchen pick up a book about death and read … Continue reading Spells to Help You Get Out of Bed
Hey, JK, I am writing this letter from a place of privilege. A similar place of privilege from which you have written 7 Harry Potter novels, 3 short supplements to those novels, countless short stories and further explorations of these novels, coauthored a stage play based on these novels, written a film, and written 5 … Continue reading Dear JK Rowling: I am very disappointed
Gather Althea seeds under the full moon And rub them on your thighs and genitals —sometimes you need an aphrodesiac to fall back in love with yourself. * Plant aloe on the grave you’ve made for yourself — the crypt of books and sweaters and melted wax under your bed— to promote a peaceful existence until the … Continue reading Spells to Banish Depression